Questions for my Boyfriend
What do you think of my hair?
And the makeup, is it too dark?
I’m afraid I’ve lost all my flair,
absent of any and all spark.
Do you think my nose is too big?
My eyes are so far apart.
Sometimes I snort like a pig,
and it kind of breaks my heart.
Have you seen my huge ass?
It looks bad in these jeans.
Be honest, don’t give me a pass
if I’m too ugly to be seen.
So you have nothing bad to say?
Good. Then I guess I’m okay.